Retina 2 by Emma

We turn the little circly, and then we clock [sic] the shutter, and then we take a picture.

It's Called The Story of the Nametag

Once upon a time there was a little village and there was poor little babies. The babies were really tiny--they were so cute. The momma said, "Don't worry babies, it's okay." But they were hiking in the scariest, scariest woods and they were poor, all of her family. So they couldn't find a way out. But before they went out they heard, "Doodoo." And they showed them the way out. It was two bands, actually it was a lot of bands.

The Fun, The End

Emma's Song Story

The Little Walk

Once upon a time there was a mom and dad and little girls. They were walking in the woods and they looked behind a tall tree and there was a princess behind it. There was a baby with her. The princess and the little baby were out for a little walk. They were a tinnie bit lost. The mom and dad and the little girls helped the baby and the princess get back to their home.

Emma's Cooking Show

Emma's Cooking Show!

Kung Fu Panda

When say kung fu fighting,
His kicks were fast as lightening,
Du,Du,du,du,du,du,du,du.
Yeah...!!!!! KICKS!

(We went for a drive and Emma wanted to put this on her new blog. It is inspired by Kung Fu Panda--we watched it at the drive-ins two months ago)

The Tall Bush

Once upon a time there was a little girl. Her name was Twinkle. She was a princes who had a wand--it was sparkly. It had a lot of stars all the way up to the ceiling. One time a little girl was walking with Twinkle and then they were walking in the woods. They looked in one tall bush and guess what? They found a wicked witch! Twinkle sprinkled her wand on the witch and guess what? The witch wasn't in its home anymore. It was in heaven and then it was dead in heaven. Then the witch turned its way back home. It had a witch wand and then it melted--IT RAINED--it was in a puddle of green and purple goo. Twinkle and the little girl painted with it. The End

(I am not joking--this was pretty much verbatim--I add punctuation)

A Note To Friends

Friends. Do you want to come see my bloggy blog. It's really fun to be with my friends. I like being with my friend sister.

Be thou my vision

Emma wanted to sing this song--imagine her sweet voice:

Be thou vision o Lord of my heart
Not be all else to me save that thou art
Thou my best thought, by day or by night
Waking up or sleeping, my treasure my life.

Emma's First Blog with Her Dad

I am going to tell a story. Once upon a time there was a little girl. She liked to have cotton candy. And then she just died and she couldn't get up, because she didn't know how--she was dead. The End Oh wait...Her mom and dad poured water in her mouth and it didn't help. (Mom asks, "so is she alive now?" Emma says, "no she has to go to heaven.")

By Emma as transcribed by dad